garyw wrote:

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As we approach the new year of 2011, I wish to share some predictions that I see occuring in the year 2011. These are all just personal opinion and have NO real knowledge of anything or anybody. Some names may have been changed to protect the innocent (or guilty). Your comments or additions are welcome.

Obama-care will be expanded to include sickness caused by the intrusion of blue-green algae into homes thru homeowners not having their roofs and walkways cleaned. RCIA will be selected as the approved organization to spearhead a massive roof cleaning campaign funded by the Federal Government. All current members will grow their businesses into multi-million $$$ organizations.

A new chemical cleaning compound will be developed to aid in eco-friendly (green) roof cleaning. This discovery was the result of extensive testing performed by mixing Florida bar-b-que sauce with a secret solution of skunk urine and hog poop.This is already being patented by Floridawash It is applied generously, allowed to dwell for 13 minutes, and rinsed using a "well known" rinsing agent(water).

Roof cleaning as an industry will continue to grow and prosper fueled in part by massive consumer education campaigns. The total industry will more than double in size with an estimated 2.5 million roof cleaning businesses being started in Florida alone. The average price per residential roof cleaning will fall to $69.95.To match the housewash prices This price will still be profitable due to the extensive use of the new compound referenced above. !5 year warranties will be the norm for most areas.

New roof cleaning pumps will be introduced that allow for faster and easier application of the new compund. The pumps are guaranteed resistant to the superior cleaning qualities of the solution. A 20 year warranty is available for a small fee. A new and improved truck mounted system is currently under development which will allow the owner to transport the required animals to the job site for totally fresh solution at all times. All ingredients wil be excreted, blended, and tested on site for compatibility. No more worrying about running out of solution.

Several (well, just one) current roof cleaning company will re-locate to Florida to jump on the expansion bandwagon.Is this underway already? hmm.. Moving from a colder seaside community to the sunshine state, this person will orginally offer to work for an existing company.Well he must sign a non compete as well Through his excellent and almost magical management techniques, assisted by his female sales staff uh oh, the company will experience astronomical growth to the point that a buy out will occur. For 1.93 million and a BBQ dinner The new owner will continue to grow this business until the "King of Florida roof cleaners" is unseated and goes into hiding. He was last seen walking up and down the beaches hollering " you gonna get a NJ azz whooping from a Florida red neck".  More details will follow I'm sure.

The expansion and growth of the roof cleaning industry will continue to spread across the United States reaching the most remote areas such as Texas. By the end of 2011, I predict that the total number of roof cleaners in Texas will triple to a grand total of 12. Job bookings are now averaging 30 per week with 3 month delay times for service.

These are just a few of the many events that will take place next year. There are many more that I have first hand knowledge of, but if I provided you that info, I would be forced to terminate you for national securuty reasons. With this in mind, please be patient for the events to occur naturally.

Any and all resembelance to any person , business, individual is coindence only and nothing is to construed as truth.
Thanks for your attention!
Gary the physic


-- Edited by garyw on Sunday 24th of October 2010 11:30:44 AM

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Washed-up wrote:

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Gary, can you look deep into your crystal ball and guide me to fame and fortune?

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Washed-up wrote:

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The vision is coming

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 It is getting clearer and clearer every minute.  Wait!!! I see a closet door opening!!
Who is that in there?????? He's coming out!!!!!!   OH MY GOD!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!

Washed-up wrote:

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Roof Cleaning Palm Harbor FL 727 543 3276 wrote:

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Am I allowed to participate in this for the little prize??? 

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Uhhh well.....uhhhh, it's like this Larry, uhmmm you are the LITTLE prize

 

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