BCRoofClean wrote:

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Guys I have been secretly working with Pro wrestling, a sushi chef, Ron Musgraves and Lori Smith for a few moths now and Chris Tucker from Apple Roof Cleaning almost blew our cover so we created this whole drama to mask our connections which was masterminded by Rex ofcourse.

It all turned out for the best because this new system is effortless.

Roof Snails!!!

It may sound a bit slow but the scientists have formulated a super anabolic steroid for these rare japanese snails and eat algae faster then ever. Each snail eats 30sf per minute. Rex made a low pressure pump and cannon system that shoots the snails up in the air and the snails are equipped with a mini snail parachute that enables them to glide right to the ridge. They eat away and you just wait and make sure you bag the gutters because that is their method of return.
"Roof is clean and the money is green!"

We are also working towards mating carp with african condors. If we are successful we will be selling them at a hefty price but they will be very trainable and do exactly what you say. They may eat the snails though so either be a snail roof cleaner or a flying algae eating fish roof cleaning company. It's kind of like either pressure or non pressure roof cleaning, you can't be both.

We were going to go all Jurassic Park style and use DNA from a Pterodactyl but we didn't want any trouble from AC and his company Terraclean.

100% eco friendly and evrionmentally responsible.

Finally roof cleaning that is cheap easy and effective!

Please just write a check for $5,000 to Roof Snails, LLC and you can send it to 510 Remington Court Chalfont, PA 18914
This will secure your spot on the waiting list and more info will be coming your way soon.

Thanks again to all the parties involved making this dream come true!

 

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garyw wrote:

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Well I see this as one of two things:
Either things are very slow in PA., or you're busy as hell and been out in the sun too long and your brain fried.
Which is it??
The snail idea has some merit!

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LOL! I think it's the sun. It's been hot. No Its just me, you should see what I write on my fantasy football league, my friends made me start a weekly colum for it.

I have one of those brains that never stops. God bless my saintly wife. sometimes I wonder what she sees in my big goofy irish arse.