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I HOPE this part of the  Forum is CLOSED, LOL
Sometimes, I get TOO much time on my hands, and I write silly songs about Roof Cleaning biggrin

This one Is one of Mike Sullivans Favorites smile

FLORIDA ROOF CLEANING SONG by: Chris Tucker
http://www.2pac2k.de/documents/midis/california_love.mid

State Of Florida Love!

[1]-State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
In the citaaay of Tampa
In the citaaay of good ol' Miami
In the citaaay, the city of Orlando
We make good dough! We make good dough!

Now let me welcome everybody to the Sunshine State
A place where untouchable roof algae soon meets it's fate
The Love hits the roof like a slug to ya chest
Pack a tarp for your plants in the state that's the best
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a Chlorine tank empty
And pumps be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin means
I been in the game for ten years up In Tampa
ever since I learned roof cleanin from my Grandpa
Now it's '2007 and they clock me and watch me
Flatbed Isuzu lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Miami to Tampa Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Show Da Big Hose if ya feel the same way
Apple puttin it down for
Florid-i-a

State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
In the citaaay of Tampa
In the citaaay of good ol' Miami
In the citaaay, the city of Orlando
We make good dough! We make good dough!

[2Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray The Plants Off mama
Tarp it Cali
Spray it Spray It Baby
Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It...

When you think about roof cleaning you be Florida dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the roof, I'm hearin customers screamin
Fiendin for TSP and No Pressure Cleaning
the life of a East Coast Cleana' where pressure cleaners get no roof work at all
Only in Florida where we use Apple Cider not pressure to clean, and never fall
In Tampa we wearin shorts not Long John's (that's right)
Equipped with big hose and big Air pumps clean is what we do
Cuttin' prices with caution when we collide with other crews
Famous cause we on Internet worldwide
Let' em recognize us from Long Beach up to Philly
Tarpin' and Sprayin' like a Amtrack, it's East Side
We clean roofs in Florida so fast it is silly
Say what you say
But In Florida they do it Da' Apple Way
Let me spray some more roofs today
From Miami up to Jacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Tampa is where they put they smack down
Give me love!

State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
In the citaaay of Tampa
In the citaaay of good ol' Miami
In the citaaay, the city of Orlando
We make good dough! We make good dough!

[dre] now make it spray...

Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray The Plants Off mama
Tarp it Cali
Spray it Spray It Baby
Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It...

uh, yeah, David from Palm Beach in tha house, uh yeah
David from Tallahassee definately in tha house hahaha
Tampa, Tampa
[Tupac] hey, Apple is up in this
Orlando, where you at ?
yeah, Englewood, Englewood always up to no good
even Gainseville tryin to get a piece baby
Boca, Ft. Lauderdale where ya at? yeah

Clean it up y'all, Clean it up, Clean it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on the east side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side

yeah, That's riight
East Coast, East Coast
uh, State Of Florida Love
State Of Florida Love
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Wow
up late are we???

Me 2

Lets start a record studio u have mad skillzz !!

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Baltimore MD Roof Cleaning 410-482-4367 wrote:

Wow
up late are we???

Me 2

Lets start a record studio u have mad skillzz !!




LOL. here is an unfinished masterpiece by our old friend Jon Fife biggrin


"BABY GOT BACK" by Jon Fife.

http://www.imeem.com/soltero1234567/music/
BkzwIZK1/sir_mix_a_lot_baby_got_back_i_like_big_butts/


I like the PVC Wand and I cannot lie;
You other roofers can't deny!

When Apple walks in he's wearin' dat orange,
Swingin' 5/8's in your face

You get SPRUNG. Wanna act all tough
Cause you know he'll call dat bluff;

Deep in the mold he's bleachin';
And the Guru he be "teachin",

Oh, Donnyboy, I wanna get wit'cha,
And buy stuff from cha,

Dem Tampa boys tried to warn me,
But that 3/8 hose is costin' me money!

Ooh, chest-o-smooth skin,
Ya say you wanna get in my singles group??

Well use me, abuse me,
Cause you're a drunken Irish roofie (LOL that's my favorite line) 

 

 





-- Edited by Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa (813) 655-8777 on Monday 6th of April 2009 12:15:59 AM

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Here is another funny song

"Roof Cleaning Man"

This is a parody of STYX's excellent song "Blue Collar Man"

Here is the music http://www.mididatabase.com/19841988/rock/styx/
Blue_Collar_Man.mid
 
SING Along biggrin


I've come here to learn, will someone tutor me
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a power washer who isn't making it
My god, i'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
RCIA has knowledge, and i've got the will
I'm not a charity case

I'll take those steep roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the landscape
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Sell Me a Shurflo and some 3/8 hose
Make me a slow roof cleaning man
This is my last time using that puny pump
So like it or not i'll take those

Steep Roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Keeping my mind on a better life
Where cleanin' fast is only an Air Pump away
5/8 Hose, can it be all i heard it was
I'm so slow .. maybe The Apple was right ..






-- Edited by Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa (813) 655-8777 on Monday 6th of April 2009 12:36:38 AM

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813 655 8777

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Here are more of our services

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