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Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa wrote:

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Here is another funny roof cleaning song I wrote.
This Roof Cleaning Forum needs a song.
This will have to do for now ?
Here is the music http://www.ugrad.physics.mcgill.ca/~orchard/Mirrors/midi-disco.chat.ru/disco-midi/ymca.mid

Here are the words
Sing Along 

Roof Cleaners, there's no need to feel down.
I said, cleaners, we clean roofs from the ground.
I said, cleaners, 'if  you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Roof Cleaners, there's a place you can go.
I said, cleaners, when there's stuff you don't know
You can learn there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.
It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy, 
Hang out with Apple and all the boys ...

It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.
It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.

You can learn how to clean, you can get your dreams real,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Roof Cleaner, are you listening to me?
I said, Cleaner, what do you want to be?
I said, Cleaner, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man learns to clean by himself.
I said, Cleaner, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the R.C.I.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.
It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy, 
Hang out with Apple and all the boys ...

It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.
It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.

You can learn how to clean, you can get your dreams real,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Roof Cleaner, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the Booze.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone saw I was bored, 
And said, Cleaner, There's a Roof Cleaning Board.
It's a place they called the R.C.I.A..
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.
It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy, 
Hang out with Apple and all the boys ...

RCIA
It's fun to learn at the R-C-I-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man we clean roofs from the ground

R-C-I-A
then just go to the R-C-I-A
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the Booze.
R-C-I-A

-- Edited by Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa at 16:43, 2009-02-11

 

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mmcgue wrote:

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If I didnt know better I would say you have WAY to much time on your hands!

Personally I like the california love one better. Not bad though.

-- Edited by mmcgue at 18:09, 2009-02-11

 

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Yes, I AM Bored 
We did over a grand today, and I sold another grand too.
ALL my work is done, NOTHING to do 
My home is tore up, putting Ceramic Tile down, NO TV 
So, wrote another song 

Here is the music: http://www.mididatabase.com/19841988/rock/eagles/Peaceful_Easy_Feeling.mid

Here are the words

I like the way your dimensional shingles lay,
against your fascia, it's so brown
and I wanna clean your roof
in the subdivision today
with some Apple Sauce drippin all around
'cause you get peaceful, safe roof cleaning
and I know you won't let me down
'cause I'm already falling on the
ground 

And I found out a short time ago
what  leaky hose can do to your eyes
Ah, but you can't make me see again
Apple Sauce is dripping down my thighs
and I gotta queasy, uneasy feeling 
I know you won't let me down
'cause I'm already fallen, on the ground 

Pause for Instrumental Break !



I get this feeling I may know you
as a Shopper and a Liar !!! 
this voice keeps whispering
in my other ear, tells me 
eyes are burning and on FIRE
'and I gotta queasy, uneasy feeling 
I know you won't let me down
'cause I'm already fallen, 'cause I'm already fallen...
Yes I'm already fallen
on the ground
oooo, oooo